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Rule No. 1: “Don’t bring Bruce Springsteen into this.”
Everyone can see it: The Cowboys need a real head coach.
Rule No. 4: “Bad quarterbacks don’t get better.”
Blake Bortles was named the starter in Jacksonville, but he isn’t the answer for the Jaguars.
Rule No. 6: “Sometimes a shiny new object is just a shiny new object.”
The Titans are a popular sleeper pick; they’ll just be sleeping with the fishes this year.
Rule No. 13: “The sooner you admit your mistake, the better off you’ll be.”
Sorry, Eagles fans, Doug Pederson isn’t the answer in Philly.
Rule No. 22: “Don’t build around a star if he’s not a star anymore.”
Eli Manning is past his prime. The Giants need a new plan.
Rule No. 37: “Sometimes you’re one injury away from being a good playoff team.”
The Ryan Tannehill injury isn’t all bad news in Miami.