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The Kardashians and Co., bless their hearts, lie about a lot of things. Sometimes it’s regarding where all the calacatta gold marble went, sometimes it’s about technology. After a recent string of iPhone-related statements, it’s time to compile and distill the madness.
(Rated on a scale of one to five Kimoji, with five Kimoji being the most believable.)
"North flushed it down the toilet." — Kim, on her daughter flushing Kanye’s phone containing TLOP recordings down the toilet
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"North posted this … while playing games on my phone." — Kim, on North posting a sexy bikini photo of Kim on Instagram
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"Here’s the OG shot. The petty movement ain’t cute." — Khloe, on not Photoshopping her body on Instagram
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"We give the iPad to our child and every 5 minutes there’s a new purchase!!!" — Kanye, claiming North was racking up exorbitant in-app purchases
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"I got a phone because somebody decided they wanted to marry Kris Humphries." — Kanye, on buying a phone so he could call Kim and tell her … we guess not to marry Kris Humphries?
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"When they hacked your iCloud, I think they were still able to access that camera that’s in your closet." — Kris Jenner’s assistant, explaining that hackers obtained a nude video of Kris via iCloud
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"Uh oh…Mason took a bubble bath w my iPhone. Thankfully @gazelle_com buys soaked n broken phones!" — Scott Disick, on how great Gazelle is
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