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“The Romantic Boner” With Kevin T. Porter

“The Romantic Boner” With Kevin T. Porter
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About the episode

Is it ever a good idea to tell your partner you’re no longer attracted to them?

This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious Kevin T. Porter, host of the podcast Good Christian Fun and proud owner of a middle initial. He’ll be reading as Haven*, who, upon leaving a religious cult, was ready to explore sex without restrictions. Listen up to hear stories about Harry Potter fanfic, dripping wax, and experimenting with your best friend.

*Not Haven’s real name, but definitely her real stories

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Kevin T. Porter
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠.

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Summary

  • 0:25

    Our guest: Kevin T. Porter

  • 1:23

    Hearing juicy gossip in church

  • 14:42

    Our business: “Haven”

  • 18:22

    First Things First: “We met in Bible college”

  • 24:04

    First Comes Marriage: “Sometimes things end”

  • 47:37

    The One Who Got Away: “We’d need to get married immediately”

  • 50:23

    Worst Ex: “11:55 p.m. on New Year’s Eve”

  • 57:12

    Best I Ever Had: “I just explored myself so much”

  • 1:04:59

    Fuck-It List: “Choking on a dildo”

  • 1:11:02

    Status Update: “We have found our groove”