Sophia Benoit
Sophia Benoit
Kelsey June Jensen
Kelsey June JensenAbout the episode
We’re heading to the horniest department store in town.
It’s another edition of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious actor and comedian Avery McClure! Avery will be reading as Christy*, a 45-year-old mom whose stories include diapers, peacocks, and hooking up with coworkers (and their brothers). Find a comfy hay bale and tune in to a fun one.
*Not Christy’s real name, but definitely her real stories.
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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Avery McClure
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com.
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Summary
- 0:21
Our guest: Avery McClure
- 1:30
Being in love with your friends
- 13:19
Our business: “Christy”
- 16:05
First Things First: “Finally!”
- 18:40
Best I Ever Had: ”An unexpected threesome”
- 23:00
Worst Ex: “My other girlfriend”
- 30:39
The One Who Got Away: “He lived by a zoo”
- 36:24
Craziest Sex: “We called him Hot Jack”
- 38:57
Dealbreakers: “He started talking baby talk”
- 43:25
Worst First Date: “Luckily, we drove two cars”
- 47:25
Do It Again?: “She looked like Baby Spice”
- 51:37
Fuck-It List: “I’m terrified”
- 54:36
Status Update: “He just washed my car”