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“Alka-Seltzer Condoms” With Carter Hambley

“Alka-Seltzer Condoms” With Carter Hambley
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About the episode

In which we learn that writing a newsletter can get you (almost) laid.

This week on None of My Business, we meet Luke*, a 33-year-old whose love language is coordinated outfits and who has a particularly shocking story about the one who got away. And joining Sophia and Kelsey to read as Luke is the hilarious comedian Carter Hambley.

(*As always, not Luke’s real name, but definitely his real stories.)

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Cater Hambley
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from http://premiumbeat.com.

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Summary

  • 0:01

    When a ghosting becomes a haunting.

  • 4:50

    Our guest: Carter Hambley.

  • 9:18

    Our business: “Luke.”

  • 11:17

    First Things First: “I grew up Presbyterian.”

  • 18:02

    One Who Got Away: “A building with 40 stories.”

  • 39:45

    Best I Ever Had: “Sex is great either place.”

  • 51:13

    Best I Ever Had Part 2: “I’m going to ask him to film us f*****g.”

  • 1:02:28

    Status Update: “I’m enjoying the fun.”