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“So Horny, So Fearful” With Charlie Bardey

“So Horny, So Fearful” With Charlie Bardey
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About the episode

We’re back with one of our favorites. This week, we’re joined by comedian and co-host of the podcast Exploration: Live!, Charlie Bardey, who’s reading anonymous stories from Gwen*. Strap in as we talk about a journalism assignment that led to self-discovery, someone with the super power to smell sperm, and livesex at SIRenty Farms. Plus, we try to figure out how to get Kelsey a boyfriend that can be Sophia’s buddy.

(*Not her real name. Definitely her real stories.)

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Charlie Bardey
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license by premiumbeats.com.

 

Summary

  • 0:22

    Should you be buddies with your friend’s boyfriend?

  • 10:30

    Our guest: Charlie Bardey

  • 16:32

    Our story: “Gwen”

  • 18:35

    The backstory: “Beating a path to the glory hole.”

  • 30:40

    First things … second: “She literally smelled cum on my breath.”

  • 39:19

    Worst ex: “He’s why I ended up in Kansas City.”

  • 45:22

    Places and space: SIRenity now.

  • 48:00

    Cheat sheet: “Barbara Bush.”

  • 53:45

    Best I’ve ever had: “The sugar baby thing.”

  • 57:40

    Status update: “I speak Jesus, I can fake a prayer.”