Updated February 4, 2026.
Remember: This isn’t a player rankings list. It’s a list of TRADE ASSETS. Who’s the most untradable player in the league? Who’s no. 2? And so on. The rules…
Rule no. 1: Salaries matter (more than ever in the Apron Era, by the way).
Rule no. 2: Age matters.
Rule no. 3: Contract length matters.
Rule no. 4: Happiness matters; so does durability.
Rule no. 5: Bizarre real-life trades SHOULD affect the list.
Rule no. 6: Concentrate on degrees.
Before we get to the top 81 …














































































